*A son-in-law went to his in-laws' house. The mother-in-law asked, "Should I cook 'Eggplant Sharif', 'Blessed Okra', or 'Holy Spinach', what would you prefer to eat?" The son-in-law replied, "I am a sinful man; I am not even worthy of uttering the names of these sacred vegetables without performing ablution (Wudu). Just cook some shameless, stray chicken instead!" 🤓*