عربی سوم

ارشاد الحواشی شرح اردو اصول الشاشی
ارشاد الحواشی شرح اردو اصول الشاشی
تفہیم المتعلم شرح اردو تعلیم المتعلم
تفہیم المتعلم شرح اردو تعلیم المتعلم
الدرس الحاوی شرح اردو عقیدۃ الطحاوی
الدرس الحاوی شرح اردو عقیدۃ الطحاوی
مفتاح الصرف (مکمل)
مفتاح الصرف (مکمل)
روضۃ المسلم شرح مقدمۃ المسلم
روضۃ المسلم شرح مقدمۃ المسلم
تقریب التہذیب شرح شرح تہذیب (مفتی حبیب اللہ صاحب)
تقریب التہذیب شرح شرح تہذیب (مفتی حبیب اللہ صاحب)
نفحات التنقیح فی شرح مشکوۃ المصابیح (مکمل سیٹ)
نفحات التنقیح فی شرح مشکوۃ المصابیح (مکمل سیٹ)
اصول ہدایہ جلد ۳، ۴
اصول ہدایہ جلد ۳، ۴
اصول ہدایہ جلد ۱
اصول ہدایہ جلد ۱

An Academic Joke

An Academic Joke

A Shia female scholar said to me, "Ibrahim (Alaihissalam) was a Shia." I asked, "How?" She replied, "وَإِنَّ مِنْ شِيعَتِهِ لَإِبْرَاهِيمَ [83] Surah As-Saffat, Translation: 'And indeed, among his Shia (followers) was Ibrahim'." I said, "Then you will also agree to this," She asked, "How?" I replied: "وَلَقَدْ أَرْسَلْنَا مِنْ قَبْلِكَ فِي شِيَعِ الْأَوَّلِينَ [10] وَمَا يَأْتِيهِمْ مِنْ رَسُولٍ إِلَّا كَانُوا بِهِ يَسْتَهْزِئُونَ [11] Surah Al-Hijr, Translation: 'And We had already sent before you among the Shias (factions) of the former peoples. And no messenger would come to them but they used to ridicule him.' إِنَّ فِرْعَوْنَ عَلَا فِي الْأَرْضِ وَجَعَلَ أَهْلَهَا شِيَعًا [4] Surah Al-Qasas, Translation: 'Indeed, Pharaoh exalted himself in the land and made its people into Shias (factions).' مِنَ الَّذِينَ فَرَّقُوا دِينَهُمْ وَكانُوا شِيَعاً [32] Surah Ar-Rum, Translation: 'From among those who divided their religion and became Shias (sects).' إِنَّ الَّذِينَ فَرَّقُوا دِينَهُمْ وَكَانُوا شِيَعًا لَسْتَ مِنْهُمْ فِي شَيْءٍ [159] Surah Al-An'am, Translation: 'Indeed, those who have divided their religion and became Shias (sects) - you have no relation with them in anything.' ثُمَّ لَنَنْزِعَنَّ مِنْ كُلِّ شِيعَةٍ أَيُّهُمْ أَشَدُّ عَلَى الرَّحْمَنِ عِتِيًّا [69] Surah Maryam, Translation: 'Then We will surely extract from every Shia (sect) whichever of them was most insolent against the Most Merciful.'" Hearing this, that scholar laughed and said, "I was just joking! 😅"

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