Second Marriage😅

Humorous

It is said that in old times, older married students also used to study under expert teachers. Similarly, a student was studying under a teacher; the teacher had two marriages and the student had one.

Every day, the teacher would tell the student, "What fun is there in one marriage? The real fun is in the second marriage." Listening to this repeatedly, the student finally agreed to a second marriage.

On the very day of the second marriage, he got a bit late with his friends. When he reached the new bride's door, it was closed.

He knocked, and the reply came, "Go back to that same witch with whom you have been sitting until now!" Here, the Battle of Panipat was about to break out.

He tried to explain, "Good woman, I was with friends," but how can a wife's suspicion be removed? Even Hakim Luqman was helpless against its cure, so she did not listen.

He thought, "Well, the first wife hasn't gone anywhere. I will go there, after all, I have to spend this cold winter night."

He went there, and that door was also closed. He knocked, and the reply came, "Go die where you have brought the new bride from! What have you come here for now?"

He pleaded that she too was not opening the door. Upon hearing this, the first wife became even more aggressive, saying, "Why should I care to open the door?"

He thought, "Let's go to the mosque, as that is the ultimate refuge for the homeless. Let's wrap ourselves in some mat or rug to brave the winter cold."

Tired and stumbling, he reached the mosque. It wasn't the era of electricity, so there was no need to light a lamp.

In the dark, as he touched a mat, he felt something soft. In the darkness, the teacher's voice echoed, "So, you have finally arrived! Everyday I used to be alone here, I thought now there will be two of us!!!" 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ارے بھائی!

اگر آپ ہزاروں کتابیں، نعتیں، تصاویر، ویڈیوز، اخبار، مضامین، قبلہ نما، اوقات نماز، اسلامک گھڑی اور بہت کچھ آسانی کے ساتھ حاصل کرنا چاہتے ہیں تو بس ہمارے Islamic Tube ایپ کو پلے سٹور سے انسٹال کرو، اور بالکل مفت اور آسانی کے ساتھ اسلامک مواد حاصل کرو

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Two Types of Women and Quranic Guidance

Two Types of Women and Quranic Guidance

As soon as you step out of the house, you encounter two types of women. The first type: consists of those women who are suffering from the disease of the wife of Aziz of Egypt. Well-adorned, wearing perfume, unveiled... they are saying through their state of being, ” هَيْتَ لَكَ ” (Come to me). The second type: is the woman who adheres to modesty and Hijab, but necessity brought her out of the house. She says through her state of being, ” حَتَّى يُصْدِرَ الرِّعَاءُ وَأَبُونَا شَيْخٌ كَبِيرٌ ” (Until the shepherds take away their flocks, and our father is a very old man). With the first type of women, you should deal in the same way as Hazrat Yusuf (peace be upon him) did, that is, say ” مَعَاذَ اللَّهِ ” (Allah forbid / Allah protect me). And with the second type of women, you should deal in the same way as Hazrat Musa (peace be upon him) did, that is, help them with respect and manners, and get busy with your work, and remember the command of Allah: ” فَسَقَىٰ لَهُمَا ثُمَّ تَوَلَّىٰ إِلَى الظِّلِّ ” (So he watered [their flocks] for them, then he turned back to the shade). Because Yusuf (peace be upon him) became the Aziz of Egypt on account of his chastity and purity. And Due to the excellent conduct of Musa (peace be upon him), Allah blessed him with a righteous wife and a peaceful residence.